At one time I was full of mildly amusing neurotic comments. I wrote them here on this webpage and people found them amusing. Granted, my thoughts were generally fairly shallow and vapid, but I was ok with that.
But then I met you. Instead of writing about the funny aspects of online legal research or how much T.V. catfood commercials offend me, I want to write emails to you about how cute you are or how I liked the cookies you made me.
To the rest of you who read this page and actually liked it, what I can I say, please direct your complaints to this girl:
I will do my best to continue to come up with quality material. Nonetheless Wendy, I think you're worth it. Even this note could probably be funnier, but that picture has me all sapped out. You've ruined my webpage.